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Semicon Humor |
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Pathetic |
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Why is soggy die overcoat terminally ill? Because it wasn't cured. |
Why is a biscuit maker like a Wafer Saw engineer? They're both afraid of broken wafers. |
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Which packages are insincere? The plastic ones. |
How do defective diodes cheat in exams? By leakage. |
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What is an affair with a Process Statistician called? Correlation. |
Which station is always after big-time criminals in the US? FVI. |
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What do DTFS engineers with marital problems apply for? Singulation. |
Why are failure analysts not popular? Because they're fault finders. |
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What is a husband who abandons his wife called? A reliability failure. |
Which assembly station always starts good in a game but loses in the end? Lead Finish. |
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Why do big capacitors earn more than small ones? Because they charge more. |
How did the metal atoms move out of their country? By electromigration. |
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What do swimmers and narrow metal lines have in common? They're both afraid of large currents. |
How did the magnetic coil get into the Hall of Fame? By induction. |
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What did the integrated circuit say when it was enlightened? IC. |
Why is the capacitor no longer in military service? It was discharged. |
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Corny |
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How can you tell if a wirebond operator is problematic? If all the bondwires come out depressed. |
What did the wafer saw blade say after it has been mounted? Close the door, I'm dressing. |
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What did one bond pad say to the other one that experienced non-sticking? You have no balls! |
What do crooked lawyers and leadframes have in common? They both undergo debarring. |
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What type of surgery did the IC with hernia undergo? Ball lifting. |
Why are DTFS toolings hard to forget? Because their first impressions last. |
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What does an unhappily married Test operator call her husband? A functional failure. |
What assembly station is also Dr. No's favorite expression? Die Bond. |
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Just Okay |
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What did Mr. Wedge and his son do when they went camping? Wedge Bonding. |
How does the DTFS system entertain the IC package? By showing them the strippers. |
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What happens when a poorly endowed Mold technician makes love with a very experienced Mold operator? Incomplete Filling. |
What did the IC package grow to look more masculine? Solder whiskers. |
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What is the immoral IC hiding in his closet? Leadframes. |
Why did the transistor lose its money lending business? Because it has a bad collector. |
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Why was the failure analyst slapped by his girlfriend? Because he was microprobing. |
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Funny |
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Hilarious |
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